Jay'j'taime

Dear Secret Circle,

Although you are semi-keeping my interest, I have yet to see any real magic on this show.  You’re a coven of witches…it’s time to start kicking asses and taking names.  Let’s talk for a moment, walk with me:

Faye - At least SOMEONE wants to do actual magic.  However, your story line is boring me as you can’t do anything without The Circle.  Plus that Lee dude isn’t half as attractive as Melissa.  JUST SAYIN’.

Melissa - Where are you? I understand that you’re mourning the loss of your psuedo-boyfriend but that doesn’t excuse you for being absent for a number of episodes. Can she get a decent plot line? Please?  I thought there might be a decent one with Diana but that didn’t really go anywhere.

Adam - Just go back to Diana. Cake, Jassie (whatever you shippers want to call it) has already set sail and I miss you being the funny one.  You’re not very likable when you’re brooding.

Cassie/Jake - I don’t know what to say.  This last episode was boring as we just went into someone’s memory.  I need you to show her how to use her powers so I can see a lil’ magic up in here.  Stop this romantic bullshit/over-emotiveness.  If it’s meant to be, it’s meant to be.

Diana - Girl, you stay sharp.  You’re totally under-used but you’re still one of my favs.  I need you to stop being so complacent though.  Your dad has a more interesting plot line than you do!  I hope you come to your senses and discover some shit that you’re not supposed to (I have a feeling you will).  And when you do, you finally start asserting yourself as the head of the Circle, which we are all waiting for.

Sincerely,

Me (I don’t normally rant like this, but things have been bugging me. Honestly, if you don’t quit I will stop watching. USE SOME MAGIC TO MAKE YOUR WRITERS BETTER, UGH) 


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